Worst lyrics ever
1) The killers - Somebody told me
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It’s not confidential
I’ve got potential
how simple… how stupid.
2) Kaiser Chiefs - Never miss a beat
It’s cool to know nothing. Yes very cool and lame.
3) The Ting Tings - Shut Up And Let Me Go
Shut up and let me go
This hurts, I tell you so
For the last time you will kiss my lips
Now Shut up and let me go
I can write this kind of songs in less than 5 seconds…
4) Ida Maria - I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked lyrics
Cause I like you so much better when you’re naked
I like me so much better when you’re naked
I like you so much better when you’re naked
I like me so much better whne you’re naked
My 5 years old nephew can come with better lyrics and he doesn’t even speak English
5) Scouting For Girls - Elvis Ain’t Dead lyrics
cause Elvis ain’t dead
and you’re coming back
and Elvis ain’t dead
and you’re coming back
Oh
In fact this should be number 1. When I think of it all their songs are really talentless. And the music is bad as well
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Some stat
Hi All,
July was a good month for Lola Directory. First we did the ‘Lola dance’ which move quality sites up on the list. Then the traffic gone up by 25% and we had 4000 unique visitors.
We can see it well with Alexa that now our rank is 137,922. Back in June before we changed the directory model to free we were around 500,000
And more people are using our search function.
We are still working on furoms system. We hope it will be ready by the end of the month!
Lola Directory staff
‘Lola dance’
Hi all,
We perform some updates, so many sites move up in the ranking and many move down… minor websites were removed because they failed to score the minimum points to qualify.
The sponsored links stay as they are. The price will move up tomorrow.
Another news - due to massive submissions from Turkey we had to block access from Turkey for a while. We don’t accept non English sites and we were swamped by sites from Turkey. In two weeks we will resume access as normal.
Have a nice weekend,
Lola Directory
‘Lola dance’ has postponed to the 18/07
Hi all,
Due to some technical problems we have decided to postpond the Dance and do it on Friday the 18/07.
This gives you extra days to buy sponsor links on discount.
Lola Directory
Alexa ranking
Hi all,
It is not a secret that since we change the directory into a free model the traffic is much better. If by mid June we were around 500,000 at Alexa, we are now 198,980 in less than a month. Yes we know that Alexa is not 100% accurate but it is a good tool to check trends.
And we can see it as well in the server statistics. We have now around 250 visitors per day and each week we getting stronger.
The next project after the ‘Lola dance‘ will be adding forums to the site. And for those who are waiting for the next ‘Top 10′ list, we are working on the ‘Top 10 Movies ever’.
Lola Directory
Lola Dance is due on the 15/07!
Hi all,
What is ‘Lola Dance‘?
Like Google one, but on smaller scale 
When you submit a site we calculate the site quality value according to a special formula that we have developed. This determines the site’s position under each keyword. But as time goes by, some sites are getting better and some are getting worse. So it is time for some updates. We have also improved the formula so now we can measure the quality of each website much better.
What does it mean for your site?
It means that on the 15/07 each site in the directory will have a new quality value, so the position under each keyword will be changed!
Even more important sites that will reach a score below 50 will be remove. To avoid that we strongly recommend to use our sponsor link option. This will guarantee your position and the ‘Dance’ will not effect your site.
Even better until the dance the price of sponsor link is $14.99 and if you buy 2 you can have it for $25. After the 15/07 the price will go up to $24.99 per link.
Will you get value for your money?
We do think so. In fact it is a real bargain. Just take a look on Google who is number 1 for ‘cheap vps directory’ or try to run ‘cool voice messages’ or ‘iphone directory’ these are just a few examples. In fact Lola Directory is ranking well for a lot of keywords and we are improving every week.
So hurry up - Submit your site before the 15/07
Have a nice weekend,
Lola Directory
What’s new with Lola Directory?
Hi all,
We are growing and growing each day. The traffic has increased this month by 40% compering to May. Search engines send us 15% more traffic. Not bad… So far in June we had around 5000 search queries with keyword Travel leading.
We really try to keep the directory with quality websites. That’s why we are now limiting each keyword to have only 30 websites under it. 30 options are more than enough for someone to find what they are looking for. At the moment the closest keyword to achieve this cap is Automotive.
We are also working very hard on a new quality rating for the websites. We hope to implmant it somewhere around mid July. This means that any website that will not score the minimum points will remove from the directory. It also means that the order of the websites under each keyword is going to change. So if your site is at the bottom, you still have a chance.
Keywords of the week: Games some interesting site you will find there.
We are open to any suggestion. Please feel free to contact us.
Top 10 Cocktail Sites!
Well, the temperatures are rising and with that comes the hazy lazy days of summer. There is no better way to spend a hot summer’s day than on your front porch or deck with a cool, misty cocktail in your hand. Summer is also a big season for outdoor entertaining, and it seems like there is just always an excuse to have a party. Not only that, but every year there seems to be a new ‘it’ cocktail that everyone wants to try. Find out how to entertain and impress your guests with style and panache this summer with cool new recipes and cocktail accessories from the following top 10 cocktail sites!
Amazon.com – Bar and Wine Tools
Amazon.com is world renowned for its excellent products, product range, and amazing deals. This online mall will not disappoint you when it comes to your selection of cocktail tools and accessories for your summer entertaining and cocktail hours.
Barnes & Noble – Wine and Beverage Recipe Books and Guides
Barnes and Noble offers a huge selection of recipe books, bartending guides, home winemaking, and so much more. Featured now is their book on the mystery behind the world’s most expensive bottle of wine. If you are a wine connoisseur, you want to impress your friends with these mysteries and secrets, perfect conversation for cocktail hour.
Bar StoreIf you like collecting neat gadgets for your at home bar or liquor cabinet, then you want to check out the Bar Store. This store is the best place on the Internet for discount bar supplies, instructional videos, accessories, flair bottles, and so much more.The Drinktionary is the only book you will ever need when it comes to knowing how to make the right cocktail for your guests.
BevMo!.comBevMo! Is a website devoted to beverages and more and offers exactly what it claims to. Here you will find any spirit, wine, or beer item that you are looking for. What’s your poison? You will find it here, as well as top picks of the week. If you are looking for a rare wine or vintage, you can search for it here!
DrinkStuff.comDrinkStuff is another online boutique for the cocktail lover, offering you a plethora of sales on items like cocktail making accessories, and bar goodies. Find glassware, bar furniture, and that one last bar item that you’ve been searching for forever.
KitchenDirect: BarwareThe people at Kitchen Direct know exactly what your home bar needs. You can create a free account her and begin shopping for cocktail and vodka sets, shakers and blenders, cocktail glasses, and cocktail accessories, like mixers, recipe books, margarita salts, and trays. Barware manufacturers offering products include Farberware, Picnic Time, and Mauviel.
Sam’s Wine and SpiritsAt Sam’s wine, you will find the only wine superstore available on the Internet. This wine store is located out of Chicago, and offers a unique range of cocktails and cocktail products. Check out their 2005 Monumental Bordeaux, the greatest vintage found in 30 years. You also might like the 10 spot, all wines there are under $10 bucks!
Shopping.comShopping.com offers you an amazing comparison range on sale prices for all of your favorite spirits. Anything you want such as gin, vodka, tequila, single malt scotch, rum, or cognac and more can be found here. You can shop either by price range or brand at this amazing discount outlet.
Target.comWhere else but at America’s favorite discount store would you expect to find deals on all of your favorite cocktail accessories. Here, there is an enormous selection of glassware, and serveware, as well as items like coasters, bar tools, and serving trays and carts.
Yahoo ShoppingYahoo shopping is just another enormously popular website where you can purchase just about anything you want. This shopping site can offer you every cocktail accessory you are looking for from martini pitchers, to decanters and shakers. Even better, everything is always on sale at Yahoo shopping!
Top 10 Credit Report Sites
At Credit Expert you will be able to purchase a 3-Bureau credit report with your PLUS score as well as your PLUS score and Experian report. A variety of credit tools are available to you here, and this includes a credit calculator, glossary of credit terms, and a wealth of credit articles.
2. Credit-FactorAt Credit Factor, you will find easy ways to obtain your credit report, plus articles on Credit Report 101, How to Raise Your Credit Score, Preventing Identity Theft, Debt-Free Living, Getting a Mortgage, Home Refinancing, and Auto Loan and lease. Find out where to get free credit reports, as well as the 3 in 1 reports.
In our credit based society, you need to know where you stand in terms of your credit, and what that means. Search through a variety of credit reports and score services. You can also get individual reports from each of the three credit bureau agencies as well.
4. EquifaxEquifax is the most popular credit reporting site, and offers consumers the chance to order the 3-in-1 credit report, the Equifax credit report, and many other different kinds of credit reports. Drop by the learning center for info on privacy concerns, identity theft, and how to protect your credit.
At Experian, you will see why this global information company is so good at assisting organizations and consumers in making critical financial decisions. Experian ensures you make credit based decisions with confidence and control. Get Experian credit reports here, and learn how to manage your finances through Credit Manager.
This important website is everything you need to know about how your credit report works. Find out what a credit report is, as well as what kind of information shows up on your credit report. Learn how lenders interpret credit reports, how you can access your credit report, and what the Fair Credit Reporting Act is. Also find out how identity theft works and how you can protect yourself from this fraud.
7. myFICO
At myFICO, you will see how credit scores and online credit reports are broken down into three shopping categories: check, improve, use, and protect. Learn how to order the Must-Have, which contains scores and reports from all three major bureaus. myFICO also offers video tutorials on your credit, as well as critical credit education documents you should look at.
Transunion is another of the three leading credit report bureaus, and here you can instantly view your credit history and credit score with all three national credit bureaus online. Get the most complete picture of your credit with Transunion. You will also have unlimited
access to your credit report and credit score including alerts when critical changes happen, 24 hours a day.
9. TrueCreditTrue Credit is an excellent website that offers you information how to get your credit report. If you are new to credit reports, you can see an example of what the report looks like and learn why you need all three reports. Go to the learning center and mortgage simulator for additional credit help, and get personalized tips on how to improve your credit report with every credit report ordered.
10. Yahoo! Credit CenterThe Yahoo Credit Center is a one stop shop for all of your credit and financing questions.
Be sure to heck out the credit analyzer, articles on personal credit, and information on how to get an instant online credit report.
Top 10 Designer Jewelry Sites
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and bridal season is in full swing. If you need jewelry for your bridal collection, or haven’t found that perfect gift for mom yet, it’s not too late. Check out these top 10 designer jewelry sites to find exactly what you need for that very special occasion.
1. Bijou NYC
At Bijou NYC you have access to pearl, gems, silver, and gold jewelry specifically crafted by designer Mark Kidd. These designs are inspired by Mark’s European travels, so you know you will find something unique here. You will also see these designs inspired by the latest trends in New York. Browse the bridal collections, city chic collection, or any collection for that truly unique accessory.
2. Bill Barnes
Bill Barnes is an exclusive and famous jeweler offering you a wide selection of pieces from hot designers such as Hidalgo or Tacori. Here you can search by designer or by department. These pieces are handcrafted with each piece telling its own story. Browse these collections of award winning designers to find that perfect gift.
3. Blue Nile
Blue Nile is world famous for the diamonds that they offer. Here you will find AKoya necklaces and bracelets, Michele watches, and their own signature diamond collection. If you are wanting to find the perfect ring, this is the largest online retailer of diamonds, and cater to your unique needs. Design your own if you don’t see something here you need for that very special woman in your life.
4. Cartier
Cartier is no unfamiliar name and this renowned French jewelry house caters to your exclusive needs for watches, diamonds, or jewelry. All of their stunning collections are featured on their web site, including their world famous unique lock and key bracelet. Show someone how much you care with a truly unforgettable gift from Cartier.
5. Maurice Badler
If you are looking for something truly special, Maurice Badler offers designer jewelry at prices far below retail. You will find pieces from Hidalgo and Mirabelle here among many other designers. These are the most exclusive fashions in today’s jewelry market and everything comes with a money back guarantee AND a warranty. You can’t beat it!
6. Scott Kay
Scott Kay is known for being a leader in the industry when it comes to exclusive bridal collections. Browse through a huge assortment of wedding and engagement rings. Take the opportunity to design your own unique bridal sets. Shop online or search for a retailer in your area.
7. Stylism
Stylism is exactly what it says it is, a jewelry store with all of the latest trends. Stylism has been featured in magazines and on best sellers lists. Browse by designer or by department and enjoy $5 priority shipping with 10% off orders $200 or more!
8. Tiffany
Tiffany is another world leader when it comes to exclusive and exquisitely crafted merchandise. Browse Tiffany online by item or by the collection. Take a moment to preview the Tiffany hearts or Streamerica lines. Have a question? Ask the experts on Tiffany’s expertise page and learn more about the design and style you need.
9. Valerie Q
Valerie Q offers designs for those looking for something a little bit different. Here you will find vintage and costume jewelry from elite designers like Bob Mackie, Robert Sorrell, Iradj Moini (the couture jeweler for Oscar de la Renta) and many. Nowhere else will you find work from contemporary American and French designers for so little!
10. Ylang Ylang
Ylang Ylang is another designer that specializes in unique handcrafted pieces. Browse the gems and jewels colletions to find pieces from Cathy Waterman or Ten Thousand Things. To prepare for Mother’s day, Ylang Ylang is showcasing a Cathy Waterman Trunk Show, stop in and see what it’s all about!